Dildos Over Portland
Lately, Portland saw a lot of people doing the “Is it a bird, is it a plane?”-thing, pointing to dildos swinging above their heads. The City of Roses has been flooded with toys hanging from power lines all over town.
“You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them,” Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple told the NYPost. “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.”
The phallic flocks left the residents puzzled, but happily they shared their sightings on twitter under the hashtag #keeportlandweird. Speculations about the who and why came to an end as the lady behind the sexy invasion spoke to Vice magazine. She and her friends stumbled across a collection of more than 10,000 defective dildos that had been sorted out by a local manufactory.
So they did the only thing they could think of doing with 10,000 dildos: Throwing them all over the city’s power lines, giving Portland’s nickname P-town a whole new meaning.
“It had to be done. I have no idea why, but it had to,” the 20-something dildo-distribution artist told Vice. “Dick-tossing is an exercise in happiness. It was just a fun, hilarious thing to do.”
If you have a bunch of sex toys lying around, what better use could they serve than decorating the city? “I’m still laughing about this,”
Chances are high that the swinging dildos become a new landmark of Portland, not at least as they do not harm the power lines and all local authorities essentially shrugged their shoulders when about how they will handle the new residents.
But don´t try to pick the pleasure toys, power lines can be dangerous, and the dildos have been removed from sale as they contain not so funny phthalates.
Enjoy the view and #keeportlandweird